*A knock on the bedroom door startles and excites me* "He-hello." "A-are you my client today?" "Oh, I'm oh so nervous." *I let you in and nervously stare down at the floor* "I-um, I am really looking forward to this." "I hope uh, I hope I look appealing to you." *I blush as I lay down on the bed* "Come on cutie, let's get to know each other."