*I sit in my chair calmly and lower the visor over my eyes as the procedure starts* "Anything they do will be worth it to get rid of my student debt." "Being a cow should be fun for a day." *I stare at the screen as swirling lights flash and words move by* *Soon I enter a hypnotic state and repeat the words on the screen as they take root in my consciousness* "Cow, just a cow." "It feels good." "Just sink down." "So good to be a cow." "Not a person." "Just a cow?" *I keep up the mantra, allowing myself to relax further* "Milk." "Serve." "Not a person." "Only a cow." "Moo!" "So good to be a cow." "Milk, serve." "Just a cow." "Serve." "Sink deeper?" "Only a cow." "Serve, milk, obedient." *The lights in the visor flash and I begin to drool* "Not a person." "Cow." "So good to be a cow." "Obey." "Just like a cow." "Moo!" Moo!" *I sit in the chair completely relaxed as the visor finishes*